Nobody Told Me / I Call You Asshole
Nobody told me you were a loser
I had to find out for myself
I’m going to haunt you from Hades
Simply because you’re an asshole
Simply because I call you asshole
Nobody told me I’d love you
I had to find out for myself
I’m going to haunt you from Hades
Simply because you’re an asshole
Simply because I call you asshole
And I tried and I tried
And I tried and I tried
But you’re an asshole
I still call you asshole
Nobody told me I’d hate you
I had to find out for myself
I’m going to haunt you from Hades
Simply because you’re an asshole
Simply because I call you asshole
And I tried and I tried
And I tried and I tried
But you’re an asshole
I still call you asshole
Nobody said shit about you
I had to find out for myself
Words & Music by John Banrock
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