From the recording John Banrock
Laura Bowman - backing vocals.
Fred Gillen Jr - backing vocals.
Chaucer Gilmore Copperfield Esq. IV - voice of online ordained minister.
Alex Varga - voice of friend of Banrock.
Words by Chaucer Gilmore Copperfield Esq. IV and Sir Gulliver Mitchell.
Music by Sir Gulliver Mitchell