Nobody Told Me / I Call You Asshole

Nobody told me you were a loser 
I had to find out for myself 
I’m going to haunt you from Hades 
Simply because you’re an asshole 
Simply because I call you asshole 

Nobody told me I’d love you 
I had to find out for myself 
I’m going to haunt you from Hades 
Simply because you’re an asshole 
Simply because I call you asshole 

And I tried and I tried 
And I tried and I tried 
But you’re an asshole 
I still call you asshole 

Nobody told me I’d hate you 
I had to find out for myself 
I’m going to haunt you from Hades 
Simply because you’re an asshole 
Simply because I call you asshole 

And I tried and I tried 
And I tried and I tried 
But you’re an asshole 
I still call you asshole 

Nobody said shit about you 
I had to find out for myself


Words & Music by John Banrock
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