John Banrock - Psycho Boom

Psycho Boom

Vampo nympho - she’ll suck your blood and she’ll drain your vein
Vampo nympho - she’ll suck you off and she’ll drain your vein
Vampo nympho - she’ll suck you off and she’ll drain your vein

She’s too weird for your love
Turns out she has a werewolf heart
I just am an outer space wizard
The tape isn’t holding my itchy pantaloons

Sometimes I just wanna boink a prosti
Sometimes I just wanna boink a prosti
Sometimes I just wanna boink a prosti
Sometimes…

Symbols of derision in The Divided States of America
Like a sugar cookie marinade in the hands of a communist
Some people need to learn how to kiss a hobo
I’m your slut

As I levitate above a sea of entranced zombie spiders
Sonya the Terrible whispers to me
“I wanna kiss you on the butt”
She showed me her bong, she was a stoner, Norwegian boner

Take me to the war cash
Take me to the war cash
Take me to the war cash
Take me down to the car wash

The weirdest weirdos in Weirdville listen to deathstar rock
It’s like an ill-timed hotdog acquisition
How about some hopscotch and soda?
Let’s not forget about the peanut butter situation

A homeless man raped my garbage can as I sat inside obsessing over the semantic mappings of Ichabod’s crankshaft

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